Elizabeth Katherine Anne 'Lisl' Gluck: [reading a newspaper] It says here there's a terrible famine in Tibet. And a riot in Havana.
Archduke Paul 'Gustl' Gustave: [playing idly at the piano] There's a riot in Havana.
Elizabeth Katherine Anne 'Lisl' Gluck: Hmm. A riot in the streets.
Archduke Paul 'Gustl' Gustave: [singing] There's a riot in Havana...
[exclaiming]
Archduke Paul 'Gustl' Gustave: Look! It fits!
[resumes singing]
Archduke Paul 'Gustl' Gustave: There's a riot in Havana and a famine in Tibet...
Elizabeth Katherine Anne 'Lisl' Gluck: There's a drought in Indiana...
Archduke Paul 'Gustl' Gustave: [singing] It won't get wet... There is fighting in the Balkans-
Elizabeth Katherine Anne 'Lisl' Gluck: Oh, it doesn't say that there.
Archduke Paul 'Gustl' Gustave: There is *always* fighting in the Balkans.

Elizabeth Katherine Anne 'Lisl' Gluck: I know I'm only happy when I'm thinking about Toni.
Fanni Kerner: Honestly, Lisl, I can't see what you see in that piano player.
Elizabeth Katherine Anne 'Lisl' Gluck: Oh, I know you think he's conceited. I like conceited men. I don't like the other kind.
Fanni Kerner: What other kind?

Willy Fitch: Archduke, you're a prince.