Doris Day
(as Jennifer Nelson)
Jennifer Nelson:
[sings] The Glass Bottom Boat you will agree, will show you the magic of the deep blue sea.
Rod Taylor
(as Bruce Templeton)
Jennifer Nelson:
Aaah! Aaah! Who are you? Who is he?
Bruce Templeton: Zack Malloy, my partner. He drops in every now and then to molest women.
Bruce Templeton: Zack Malloy, my partner. He drops in every now and then to molest women.
Doris Day
(as Jennifer Nelson)
Doris Day
(as Jennifer Nelson)
Jennifer Nelson:
Hey! What in heavens name do you think you're doing?
Bruce Templeton: You talkin' to me?
Jennifer Nelson: Yes I'm talking to you! That's my suit on your line!
Bruce Templeton: Oh I'm sorry... that's a funny looking suit.
Jennifer Nelson: It's my mermaid tail. and would you please throw it back?
Bruce Templeton: Well it's kind of difficult. it's all tangled. Why don't you come aboard, and I'll untangle it for you
Jennifer Nelson: Well THAT's a little difficult too, since I'm BOTTOMLESS!
Bruce Templeton: You talkin' to me?
Jennifer Nelson: Yes I'm talking to you! That's my suit on your line!
Bruce Templeton: Oh I'm sorry... that's a funny looking suit.
Jennifer Nelson: It's my mermaid tail. and would you please throw it back?
Bruce Templeton: Well it's kind of difficult. it's all tangled. Why don't you come aboard, and I'll untangle it for you
Jennifer Nelson: Well THAT's a little difficult too, since I'm BOTTOMLESS!
Rod Taylor
(as Bruce Templeton)
Jennifer Nelson:
I'm going to have you arrested.
Bruce Templeton: They're going to have you arrested, for going around without your bottom.
Bruce Templeton: They're going to have you arrested, for going around without your bottom.
Doris Day
(as Jennifer Nelson)
Doris Day
(as Jennifer Nelson)
Rod Taylor
(as Bruce Templeton)
Jennifer Nelson:
That sign over there, that says "No Fishing".
Bruce Templeton: I wasn't exactly fishing.
Jennifer Nelson: Then what were you doing?
Bruce Templeton: Maybe I was hunting for mermaids.
Bruce Templeton: I wasn't exactly fishing.
Jennifer Nelson: Then what were you doing?
Bruce Templeton: Maybe I was hunting for mermaids.
Doris Day
(as Jennifer Nelson)
Doris Day
(as Jennifer Nelson)
Jennifer Nelson:
This is called The Clean Room. It's completely sterilized so that no dust or dirt will contaminate the critical parts. Workers entering the clean room must first stand on this grate, which shakes off dust from shoes and clothing. Like this... Oh dear, I guess we better go now. We'll go that way.
[her shoe is stuck in the grate]
[her shoe is stuck in the grate]
