Red Skelton

Red Skelton

Red Jones: [dazed after a door falls on him] Good morning, Madam, would you like to buy a brush?

Red Skelton

Red Skelton

Red Jones: [to a grandmother with a bratty child] Here Grandma, a complimentary brush, sorry we don't have one with a nail in it.

Red Skelton

Red Skelton

Red Jones: It's just as well, if I'd gone to another house, Dracula probably would've lived there.

Red Skelton

Red Skelton

Mildred Trist: Is there another way out of here?
Red Jones: Yeah, out that window, four floors straight down.

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