Mel Blanc
(as Porky Pig / Guy in the Third Row)
Porky Pig:
[Trying to escape the evil Goodwill, he unknowingly winds up in Goodwill's arms] G-Gee, Petunia. I j-j-just saw the most te-te-awful-l-l-looking man, all b-b-big and b-black, with big teeth, and a long, b-b-big black nose, and... Whoa!
Billy Bletcher
(as Lawyer Goodwill)
Lawyer Goodwill:
[after drinking the Jekyll and Hyde juice] You wouldn't think I was lawyer Goodwill now, would you? I'm going to get rid of those pigs, and you can't help them, either! You bunch of softies! Yeah, you in the third row, you big softie!
Billy Bletcher
(as Lawyer Goodwill)
Lawyer Goodwill:
You see, if anything happened to you, I would get all this property. However, nothing will happen.
[Exits, then peeks back again]
Lawyer Goodwill: I hope.
[Exits, then peeks back again]
Lawyer Goodwill: I hope.