Linkhorne 'Link' Gibson: Whatever exists between you two must be fine, or you wouldn't be in it.

Natalie 'Nat' Upton: Come on, here's your cocktail.
Linkhorne 'Link' Gibson: Thanks. What's this, a highball?
Natalie 'Nat' Upton: Mm-hmm.
Linkhorne 'Link' Gibson: Scotch! You don't drink Scotch. I'm betrayed! Woman, what man's been here?
Natalie 'Nat' Upton: Wouldn't you like to know!
Linkhorne 'Link' Gibson: Oh, well, uh... I, uh... anyone I know?
Natalie 'Nat' Upton: None of your business.
Linkhorne 'Link' Gibson: Of course it's none of my business; that doesn't satisfy my curiosity. If we were married, I wouldn't have any curiosity.
Natalie 'Nat' Upton: [laughing] Darling, I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on earth!
Linkhorne 'Link' Gibson: If I were the last man on earth, you wouldn't have to. As a public institution, I'd have too many responsibilities.

Natalie 'Nat' Upton: You always get your way with women, don't you?
Linkhorne 'Link' Gibson: If I said no, I'd be a liar; if I said yes, I'd be a fool.