J. Horatio 'Boggsie' Boggs:
I wouldn't ride on that stage again if it means staying in this town for the rest of my life - heaven forbid.
Caroline McKay:
If he's crazy enough to drive, I'm crazy enough to hire him.
Charlie Lait: But I don't understand...
Dan Clark: You wouldn't. You're not crazy.
Charlie Lait: But I don't understand...
Dan Clark: You wouldn't. You're not crazy.
Charlie Lait:
What'll I tell them?
Dan Clark: Tell 'em you're Santy Claus and you've come to take back your presents.
Dan Clark: Tell 'em you're Santy Claus and you've come to take back your presents.
[Boggsie recognizes Dan as an undercover postal inspector]
J. Horatio 'Boggsie' Boggs: I never forget a face.
Dan Clark: In this case forget mine.
J. Horatio 'Boggsie' Boggs: I never forget a face.
Dan Clark: In this case forget mine.
[commenting on Caroline's half-burned stagecoach, which has been "repaired" with oilskin and wallpaper]
Dude Elliott: If you see that patchwork on the road, don't let it pass you - it might scare the horses.
Dude Elliott: If you see that patchwork on the road, don't let it pass you - it might scare the horses.
[Dan leads a henchman away to be questioned]
Dude Elliott: What do you expect to find out from him?
Dan Clark: Oh, to see if two and two make four or twelve and eight make twenty.
Dude Elliott: What do you expect to find out from him?
Dan Clark: Oh, to see if two and two make four or twelve and eight make twenty.
[Dolan is unhitching Dan's stagecoach horses]
Stagecoach passenger: Having trouble?
Henchman Dolan: Not me. I'm having fun!
Stagecoach passenger: Having trouble?
Henchman Dolan: Not me. I'm having fun!
[fearing that Dan has stolen their gold, the miners stop his stagecoach]
J. Horatio 'Boggsie' Boggs: I'll vouch for him!
Miner: Who'll vouch for you?
J. Horatio 'Boggsie' Boggs: I'll vouch for him!
Miner: Who'll vouch for you?
