Larry Storch

Larry Storch

Motorcycle Cop: I want to see everybody's license! I want to see your driver's license, pilot license, transport license, hangar license, building license and see your license license. And everybody everywhere is under arrest!

Edward Everett Horton

Edward Everett Horton

The Chief: [to Bob Weston] Thank you from the heart for living down to my expectations.

Lauren Bacall

Lauren Bacall

Sylvia Broderick: [to Frank] Are you asking meto go back to the same lousy life I had ten years ago before I had this lousy life?

Natalie Wood

Natalie Wood

Helen Gurley Brown: [Indignantly to Rudolph] This filthy rag is using sex and me for no better purpose than to make money!

Natalie Wood

Natalie Wood

Helen Gurley Brown: I'm going to Fiji, where the women are women and the men are worms!


Natalie Wood

Natalie Wood

Helen Gurley Brown: You know, when you smile like that, you *do* look like Jack Lemon!

Leslie Parrish

Leslie Parrish

Bob Weston: I need a plan - something that's vicious, low, filthy, and dirty.
Susan: Well, you'll think of something, Angel.

Henry Fonda

Henry Fonda

Frank Luther Broderick: Girls, look! It's my wife. She used to work here. She married the boss. See? If you're nice to me, maybe you can marry me.

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