Fritzi 'Muggins' Kiffmeyer:
Oh, there he is, the sweetheart!
Duke Bradley: Who, your husband?
Fritzi 'Muggins' Kiffmeyer: No, that colt!
Duke Bradley: Who, your husband?
Fritzi 'Muggins' Kiffmeyer: No, that colt!
Fritzi 'Muggins' Kiffmeyer:
We women can do things to a man we love that men wouldn't do to a rattlesnake.
Maizie:
You'll never know what my face looked like before your preparation.
Jesse Kiffmeyer: [Dryly] I can imagine.
Jesse Kiffmeyer: [Dryly] I can imagine.
Jesse Kiffmeyer:
[to Maizie about her use of his cold cream] From now on, Madam, your face is in your own hands!
Jesse Kiffmeyer:
Are you the caretaker here?
Grandpa Clayton: [Taking offense] Caretaker, you infernal jackass! My grandfather built this dump!
Grandpa Clayton: [Taking offense] Caretaker, you infernal jackass! My grandfather built this dump!