Fred Astaire

Fred Astaire
(as Tom Bowen)

Chester: Have you ever considered getting married, sir?
Tom Bowen: I was engaged once.
Chester: What happened?
Tom Bowen: The girl changed her mind at the last minute.
Fred Astaire

Fred Astaire
(as Tom Bowen)

Chester: Marriages are very healthy, sir. You see, married men live much longer than bachelors.
Tom Bowen: If that's true, they're only trying to outlive their wives so they can be bachelors again.
Fred Astaire

Fred Astaire
(as Tom Bowen)

Tom Bowen: I wonder what the groom is doing today.
Ellen Bowen: Why don't you call him up and ask him?
Tom Bowen: Very funny.
Fred Astaire

Fred Astaire
(as Tom Bowen)

Tom Bowen: You should have seen your face when you saw me.
Anne Ashmond: How did I look?
Tom Bowen: As if I were a dentist.
Keenan Wynn

Keenan Wynn
(as Irving Klinger / Edgar Klinger)

Irving Klinger: This is a pretty box of pickles!
Albert Sharpe

Albert Sharpe
(as James Ashmond)

James Ashmond: Do I look like a gentleman?
Tom Bowen: You look like a banker.
James Ashmond: But do I look like a gentleman?
Fred Astaire

Fred Astaire
(as Tom Bowen)

Ellen Bowen: [referring to the royal couple] I wonder what the bride is doing today.
Tom Bowen: Why don't you call her up and ask her?
Ellen Bowen: [chuckles] I wonder what I would be doing a month before my wedding.
Tom Bowen: Probably trying to find a way out of it.
Ellen Bowen: Do you really think so?
Tom Bowen: You know you would.
Fred Astaire

Fred Astaire
(as Tom Bowen)

Ellen Bowen: Didn't your mother never teach you no manners?
Tom Bowen: I never had no mother. We was too poor.

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