Moe Howard

Moe Howard

Anne, Queen of Anesthesia: From whence came you?
Duke of Durham: Paris.
Baron of Graymatter: Show her the postcards.
[Moe slaps Curly's head]
Anne, Queen of Anesthesia: And what were you doing in Paris?
Count of Fife: Oh, looking over the Paris sites.

Larry Fine

Larry Fine

Count of Fife: [watching two men wrestle] I'll bet on the little guy.
Duke of Durham: How much?
Count of Fife: Three thousand guineas, two geese and a duck.
Duke of Durham: That's a fowl bet.
[Moe bonks Larry on the head]

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