
Fred Gwynne
(as Herman Munster)
Cruikshank:
Can I get you a bite of breakfast, governor?
Herman: Oh, thank you very much, Cruikshank, eh, but I am not a governor. I never even made Alderman.
[chuckles]
Herman: I'm a simple man, a man of the people. You may call me: Lord.
Herman: Oh, thank you very much, Cruikshank, eh, but I am not a governor. I never even made Alderman.
[chuckles]
Herman: I'm a simple man, a man of the people. You may call me: Lord.

Al Lewis
(as Grandpa)

Terry-Thomas
(as Freddie Munster)
Grandpa Munster:
Listen, buster, this is modern day England, you can't get away with knocking off Herman!
Freddie Munster: But that's what makes the whole thing so delightful, we can!
Freddie Munster: But that's what makes the whole thing so delightful, we can!

Fred Gwynne
(as Herman Munster)

Fred Gwynne
(as Herman Munster)

Yvonne De Carlo
(as Lily Munster)
Eddie Munster:
Mom, how come pop inherited an English title? I thought he was made in Germany.
Lily Munster: Well you see, Eddie, at an early age, your father left doctor Frankenstein's lab in Germany...
Herman: [Herman puts a monocle over his eye and looks in the mirror, which promptly shatters] That's right, son.
Lily Munster: ...and then he arrived in England and he was adopted by a family called Munster, who gave him their name.
Lily Munster: Well you see, Eddie, at an early age, your father left doctor Frankenstein's lab in Germany...
Herman: [Herman puts a monocle over his eye and looks in the mirror, which promptly shatters] That's right, son.
Lily Munster: ...and then he arrived in England and he was adopted by a family called Munster, who gave him their name.

Terry-Thomas
(as Freddie Munster)
Freddie Munster:
[still wondering about the identity of 'The Griffin'] By jove, I've got it! It's Cruikshank's! You know, whenever the Americans make a picture about the British, it's always the butler!

Hermione Gingold
(as Lady Effigie Munster)
Freddie Munster:
Mumsy, let me do him in, pretty please?
Lady Effigie Munster: He shall be done in, but according to the Griffin's prearranged plan.
Lady Effigie Munster: He shall be done in, but according to the Griffin's prearranged plan.

Al Lewis
(as Grandpa)
Marilyn Munster:
Uncle Cavanaugh? I didn't know there were any English Munsters.
Grandpa Munster: Marilyn dear, no matter where you go in the world, you can always dig up one of our relatives.
Grandpa Munster: Marilyn dear, no matter where you go in the world, you can always dig up one of our relatives.

Hermione Gingold
(as Lady Effigie Munster)
Lady Effigie Munster:
Really children. Last night couldn't have been more badly bungled if I had given it to parliament to do.