Curly Howard

Curly Howard

Larry: [thrown out of a hotel where the rent's $1 a month] He can't throw us out just because we're eight months behind on the rent.
Moe: But he did. I'm going back in to get my other shirt.
Curly: Get my other pair of socks too, they're standing up behind the stove.
Curly Howard

Curly Howard

Curly: [to Moe] Don't you DARE hit me in the head, you know I'm not normal!
Curly Howard

Curly Howard

Curly: [to the cake of soap] You work with me, and I'll see that you're put in the tub and NOBODY uses ya. Nyuk nyuk nyuk!
Curly Howard

Curly Howard

Curly: Is that you hat?
Mr. Scroggins: Yes.
Curly: [takes it off] Why don't you get your head Simonized?
Curly Howard

Curly Howard

Moe: [Curly slips on the soap] Hey kid, are ya hurt?
Curly: Yeah, but I don't care!
[laughs]
Curly Howard

Curly Howard

Moe: Say, did you notice the beautiful watch Scroggins had on?
Curly: Notice it?
[pulls it out]
Curly: I got it! We can buy paint and wallpaper, I won't need this soap anymore!
Curly Howard

Curly Howard

Moe: Wait a minute, Shylock, she'll have the money on time.
Curly: Yeah and I'll see that you get it too, me, myself, I personally, I'll guarantee it personally, see?
Mr. Scroggins: And who are you?
Moe: Who is he? Why he's one of the biggest steelmen in the country. He'd steal any... I mean his steel is known from coast to coast. Will E. Steel.
Curly: And how!
Curly Howard

Curly Howard

Grandma: Oh how can I ever thank you?
Curly: Don't try, by the way, here's $52 I just found in my hand.
Grandma: Why that's the amount I gave Mr. Scroggins!
Curly: Well ain't that a coinci-dunk?
Larry Fine

Larry Fine

[Larry, as a waiter, is passing by, dinner order in hand]
Bearded nightclub patron: [to Larry as he passes by] Uh, pardon me. Do you have 'Peda De Pabwa'?
Larry: [Clearly confused] I'll see if the band can play it.

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