Paula Kendall:
Crazy youngsters.
Burton Williams: As one old graybeard to another, what do you do for rheumatism?
Burton Williams: As one old graybeard to another, what do you do for rheumatism?
Paula Kendall:
Now behave yourself or I'll come and chaperone.
Clarice Kendall Andrews Cormack: Oh, why don't you, Paula?
Burton Williams: Go ahead, Paula. If you swung from a chandelier once in your life, maybe you'd forget this trip to the islands.
Clarice Kendall Andrews Cormack: Oh, why don't you, Paula?
Burton Williams: Go ahead, Paula. If you swung from a chandelier once in your life, maybe you'd forget this trip to the islands.
Paula Kendall:
You married my sister and you can't blame her because, well, you're nice enough to make any woman forget she has a husband and you can't blame me because I was trying to save my sister from jail. Why, you can't even blame Andrews because she was his wife! So you see, Mr. Cormack, it was all your fault.
Stephen Cormack:
I ought to divorce you!
Paula Kendall: No, Mr. Cormack, you can't divorce me and you can't bawl me out because I'm not your wife. Just let me be a lesson for you. I'm the sort of thing that happens when you start proposing between drinks.
Paula Kendall: No, Mr. Cormack, you can't divorce me and you can't bawl me out because I'm not your wife. Just let me be a lesson for you. I'm the sort of thing that happens when you start proposing between drinks.
[Clarice and her escort kiss passionately]
Paula Kendall: Stop it! Stop it! It's time you two were in bed.
Clarice Kendall Andrews Cormack: [coyly] Why, Paula...
Paula Kendall: Oh, ah, I-I didn't mean...
Paula Kendall: Stop it! Stop it! It's time you two were in bed.
Clarice Kendall Andrews Cormack: [coyly] Why, Paula...
Paula Kendall: Oh, ah, I-I didn't mean...
[Clarice snaps her fingers and Andrews follows her out the door]
Patricia Cormack: Just like a poodle!
Patricia Cormack: Just like a poodle!
[first lines]
[Clarice's friend honks his car horn]
Clarice's Date: We'll be right out! Hurry, Clarice, the horses are frothing!
Clarice Kendall Andrews Cormack: Snap it up, Paula!
Paula Kendall: Hold still, baby.
Clarice Kendall Andrews Cormack: Well, we're going to be late.
[to her date, referring to Paula]
Clarice Kendall Andrews Cormack: She never goes to Mardi Gras.
Paula Kendall: [to Clarice's date] She squirts seltzer bottles. Watch it.
[Clarice's friend honks his car horn]
Clarice's Date: We'll be right out! Hurry, Clarice, the horses are frothing!
Clarice Kendall Andrews Cormack: Snap it up, Paula!
Paula Kendall: Hold still, baby.
Clarice Kendall Andrews Cormack: Well, we're going to be late.
[to her date, referring to Paula]
Clarice Kendall Andrews Cormack: She never goes to Mardi Gras.
Paula Kendall: [to Clarice's date] She squirts seltzer bottles. Watch it.