Linda Moreno:
Do you always gin up your women?
Jed: You're more than just a woman to me. You're like a shower of milk from heaven!
Jed: You're more than just a woman to me. You're like a shower of milk from heaven!
Jed:
[eating a bowl of pasta] Whoever thought of spaghetti was a genius. He must have made a damn fortune.
Jed:
That's one way you can tell the difference between a man and a woman. A man can spit, and a woman can't!
Sheriff Franciscus:
I could put the next bullet between your eyes! But you're not gonna die that easy, punk!