Will Rogers

Will Rogers
(as Judge William 'Billy' Priest)

Sergeant Jimmy Bagby: [Offering Priest a drink] Have a snifter? Good corn!
Judge William 'Billy' Priest: You can smell the feet of the boy that ploughed it!

Will Rogers

Will Rogers
(as Judge William 'Billy' Priest)

Judge William 'Billy' Priest: [to Bagby] That breath of yours is like a hot mince pie.

Will Rogers

Will Rogers
(as Judge William 'Billy' Priest)

Judge William 'Billy' Priest: Ain't you gonna put your shoes on?
Jeff Poindexter: Well, I'm savin' 'em in case my feet wear out, and then I'll have 'em.
Judge William 'Billy' Priest: Hmmm.
[Chuckles]
Judge William 'Billy' Priest: As much sittin' around as you do, it won't be your feet that will wear out.

Will Rogers

Will Rogers
(as Judge William 'Billy' Priest)

Judge William 'Billy' Priest: That's sort of a novelty, Herman, - the barber gettin' cut up! Whoever cut him up couldn't have cut him up much if they used the barber's razor.

Will Rogers

Will Rogers
(as Judge William 'Billy' Priest)

Judge William 'Billy' Priest: Your honor, as I recollect the procedure, at the time bein' I'm an ordinary member of the bar in good standing.
Judge Floyd Fairleigh: Not ordinary, sir, but absolutely in good standing.


Will Rogers

Will Rogers
(as Judge William 'Billy' Priest)

[first lines]
Judge William 'Billy' Priest: Hear! Hear! Hear! Court's called to order!

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