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Mae West

Mae West
(as Tira)

Slick Wiley: I'll see you later.
Tira: the later the better.

Mae West

Mae West
(as Tira)

Tira: [to Slick Wiley] What'd you do? Get your hair cut or have your ears moved down?

Mae West

Mae West
(as Tira)

Tira: Always remember, honey. A good motto is: "Take all you can get and give as little as possible". Don't forget, honey. Never let one man worry your mind. Find 'em, fool 'em and forget 'em!

Mae West

Mae West
(as Tira)

Tira: Am I making myself clear, boys?
[in low voice]
Tira: Suckers.

Mae West

Mae West
(as Tira)

Tira: Beulah, peel me a grape.


Mae West

Mae West
(as Tira)

Tira: By the way, honey, you married or single?
Ernest Brown: Married five times.
Tira: Five times? Wedding bells must sound like an alarm clock to you.

Mae West

Mae West
(as Tira)

Tira: It's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.

Mae West

Mae West
(as Tira)

Tira: What do you do for a living?
Ernest Brown: Oh, uh, sort of a politician.
Tira: I don't like work either.

Mae West

Mae West
(as Tira)

Big Bill Barton: Tira,I've changed my mind.
Tira: Does it work any better.

Mae West

Mae West
(as Tira)

Jack Clayton: Do you mind if I get personal?
Tira: Hmmm, go ahead. I don't mind if you get familiar.

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