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Patricia Neal

Patricia Neal
(as Alma Brown)

Alma Brown: I go in for those prize contests. "How Shinette shampoo changed my life" in 20 words or less. They give free trips to Europe but I end up with the fountain pens and the Japanese binoculars.
Paul Newman

Paul Newman
(as Hud Bannon)

Hud Bannon: Give me a clean white shirt.
Alma Brown: Boy, you're real big with the "please" and "thank you," aren't you?
Hud Bannon: Please get up off your lazy butt and get me a clean white shirt. Thank you.
Paul Newman

Paul Newman
(as Hud Bannon)

Hud Bannon: Happens to everybody. Nobody gets out of life alive.
Paul Newman

Paul Newman
(as Hud Bannon)

Hud Bannon: I'll do anything to make you trade him.
Alma Brown: No thanks. I've done my time with one cold-blooded bastard, I'm not looking for another.
Hud Bannon: Too late, honey, you already found him.
Paul Newman

Paul Newman
(as Hud Bannon)

Hud Bannon: I'll remember you, honey. You're the one that got away.
Paul Newman

Paul Newman
(as Hud Bannon)

Hud Bannon: Man like that sounds no better than a heel.
Alma Brown: Aren't you all?
Hud Bannon: Honey don't go shooting all the dogs 'cause one of 'em's got fleas.
Alma Brown: I was married to Ed for six years. Only thing he was ever good for was to scratch my back where I couldn't reach it.
Hud Bannon: You still got that itch?
Alma Brown: Off and on.
Hud Bannon: Well let me know when it gets to bothering you.
Paul Newman

Paul Newman
(as Hud Bannon)

Hud Bannon: My momma used to love me, but she died.
Paul Newman

Paul Newman
(as Hud Bannon)

Hud Bannon: The only question I ever ask any woman is "What time is your husband coming home?"
Paul Newman

Paul Newman
(as Hud Bannon)

Hud Bannon: They're letting ladies in free tonight Alma, you just might qualify.
Paul Newman

Paul Newman
(as Hud Bannon)

Hud Bannon: You don't look out for yourself, the only helping hand you'll ever get is when they lower the box.
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