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Joan Davis

Joan Davis
(as Camille Brewster)

Camille: [after tasting the soup] Like mother used to make... It stinks!

Joan Davis

Joan Davis
(as Camille Brewster)

Camille: What a tonsil.
[shouts]
Camille: What a tonsil!

Bud Abbott

Bud Abbott
(as Chuck Murray)

Driver: [Ferdie parks his car disasterously] That man should have his license taken away.
Chuck: I'll see that he does as soon as he gets one.

Joan Davis

Joan Davis
(as Camille Brewster)

Norma Lind: Somebody's trying to scare us out of this house.
Dr. Duncan 'Doc' Jackson: Hey, what happened to those two detectives?
Camille: Maybe they're
[makes throat cutting noise]

Lou Costello

Lou Costello
(as Ferdie)

Ferdie: [looking at an old house with no paint] What did I tell you, Chuck? Any place painted dark brown, I never liked it.


Lou Costello

Lou Costello
(as Ferdie)

Ferdie: [to Camille] With one eye, watch that candle, with the other eye watch the other candle, and with the other eye, watch me.

Lou Costello

Lou Costello
(as Ferdie)

Ferdie: [to Chuck] I was playing choo-choo train! Aww you never let me have any fun.

Lou Costello

Lou Costello
(as Ferdie)

Ferdie: He's all tied up and he's got a something in his mouth.
Chuck: He had a gag in his mouth.
Ferdie: If he did he never got a chance to tell it.

Lou Costello

Lou Costello
(as Ferdie)

Ferdie: If you see a pair of pants go flyin' through the air, don't grab 'em.
Chuck: Why not?
Ferdie: I'll be in 'em!

Lou Costello

Lou Costello
(as Ferdie)

Ferdie: Look, from now on, keep one eye on that candle, another eye on that one, and with the other eye watch me!

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