Moe Howard

Moe Howard

Shemp: [after Moe shoves the door into Shemp]
[to Moe]
Shemp: Hey, why don't you watch where you're going?
Moe: [to Shemp] Relax. I give you a hand as soon as I finish eating this jelly sandwich. I can't work on an empty stomach.
Shemp: I'm hungry too and I haven't...
Moe: Shaddup and finish your job.
Moe Howard

Moe Howard

Larry: [Larry has slammed the top door in Moe's face]
[to Moe]
Larry: I didn't know you were standing there, Moe. I wouldn't have slammed the door.
Moe: [to Larry] Oh, *you* slammed it? That's all right. Hey, is that a dirty spot?
Larry: Where?
Moe: Here!
[slams door in Larry's face]
Larry Fine

Larry Fine

Larry: I either need a longer arm or a shorter wall.
[shrugs]
Larry: Shorter wall.
Moe Howard

Moe Howard

Moe: How do you like that? No more jelly. I guess I'll have to eat cheese. Better get some bread.

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