Louis Calhern

Louis Calhern
(as Charles Y. Bewell)

Charles Y. Bewell: She was a sweet old thing, she had the face of a toad and the disposition of a coyote.

John Hoyt

John Hoyt
(as Bill Finlay)

Bill Finlay: 383 is going to make DDT look like talcum powder.

Lucille Ball

Lucille Ball
(as Susan Vega)

Susan: [mosquitoes] Seems a shame to wake them up so early just to kill 'em.

Lucille Ball

Lucille Ball
(as Susan Vega)

Susan: Oh, go smoke a test tube!

Lucille Ball

Lucille Ball
(as Susan Vega)

Susan: People don't notice the clock on the wall 'till a rock hits them.


Lucille Ball

Lucille Ball
(as Susan Vega)

Susan: When you decided to leave at six o'clock in the morning, did you realize it was so early?

Lucille Ball

Lucille Ball
(as Susan Vega)

Lorenzo Xavier Vega: [Yosemite] I think it'll do you good.
Susan: Sure, it'll do me great!

Desi Arnaz

Desi Arnaz
(as Lorenzo Xavier Vega)

Lorenzo Xavier Vega: Millie is a load of hay, a breed of cat that's dyin', and deserves to die.

Lucille Ball

Lucille Ball
(as Susan Vega)

Millie Opdyke: You can't get along with just Amy!
Susan: We get along all right with just Amy!

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