Larry Fine

Larry Fine

Larry: Hey, you only fell 14 feet! Why are ya getting sore?
Moe: [Pretending to be surprised] Is that all it was?
Larry: Yeah!
Curly Howard

Curly Howard

Larry: What happened? What's wrong?
Curly: I'm dyin' and you start a quiz program!
Curly Howard

Curly Howard

Curly: I don't wanna be dead. There's no future in it!
Moe Howard

Moe Howard

Curly: That ox can't call me a monkey!
Moe: Shut up you baboon!
[Curly sticks his tongue at Moe while Moe puts a clothespin on his tongue]
Larry Fine

Larry Fine

Moe: [whispering] It's that crook and he's wearin' a fur coat! Come on!
[the Stooges come up and Moe gets the gorilla's attention by kicking him in the butt. The Stooges all point their guns at the gorilla]
Moe: Stick 'em up, Ape Man! We gotcha covered!
[the gorilla destroys the Stooges' guns]
Moe: Hey, fellas! Look! No human is strong enough to bend a gun barrel like that!
Curly: It's real! A real chimmanypanzee!
Larry: That's no chimp, ya chump! That's a gorilla!
Moe Howard

Moe Howard

Moe: Next time you handle a gun, shoot yourself in the head.
Curly: I'll make a note of it. How do you spell head?
Moe: B-O-N-E. head!
[he whacks him in the head with a gun and the gun bends]
Curly Howard

Curly Howard

Moe: Where's your gun?
Curly: Gun? Oh! The landlady's baby was cryin', so I gave it to the baby to play with.

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