Carmen Novarro:
[trying to sneak into their hotel] Why don't we get married?
Lionel Q. Deveraux: Let's not rush into marriage; we can't even get into the hotel.
Lionel Q. Deveraux: Let's not rush into marriage; we can't even get into the hotel.
Carmen Novarro:
I don't think you want to marry me.
Lionel Q. Deveraux: How can you say that? We've been engaged for almost ten years!
Lionel Q. Deveraux: How can you say that? We've been engaged for almost ten years!
Carmen Novarro:
Why are you always chasing women?
Lionel Q. Deveraux: I'll tell you as soon as I catch one.
Lionel Q. Deveraux: I'll tell you as soon as I catch one.
Liggett, an Agent:
I've got so many clients, they get in my hair!
Lionel Q. Deveraux: This guy must handle a flea circus.
Lionel Q. Deveraux: This guy must handle a flea circus.
Steve Hunt:
Do I know you?
Lionel Q. Deveraux: Do you know me? Lionel Q. Deveraux, your old room mate at Yale?
Steve Hunt: I never went to Yale.
Lionel Q. Deveraux: Remember those good old days at Erasmus High?
Steve Hunt: I never went to Erasmus High.
Lionel Q. Deveraux: At least you do remember when we graduated from PS 27?
Steve Hunt: No.
Lionel Q. Deveraux: Say, for a man with no education, you've done alright.
Lionel Q. Deveraux: Do you know me? Lionel Q. Deveraux, your old room mate at Yale?
Steve Hunt: I never went to Yale.
Lionel Q. Deveraux: Remember those good old days at Erasmus High?
Steve Hunt: I never went to Erasmus High.
Lionel Q. Deveraux: At least you do remember when we graduated from PS 27?
Steve Hunt: No.
Lionel Q. Deveraux: Say, for a man with no education, you've done alright.
Abe Green - Editor of Variety:
Now listen, Deveraux. You and I both know this check is no good.
Lionel Q. Deveraux: Oh? I thought only I knew it.
Lionel Q. Deveraux: Oh? I thought only I knew it.
Lionel Q. Deveraux:
[handing Carmen's mink stole to a hat-check girl] Take good care of this, and at ten o'clock give it a saucer of milk.
Lionel Q. Deveraux:
Listen, babe.
Specialty: Yes?
Lionel Q. Deveraux: How'd you like to see your name in lights?
Specialty: Why, are you an electrician?
Lionel Q. Deveraux: No, but I've got some good connections.
Specialty: Yes?
Lionel Q. Deveraux: How'd you like to see your name in lights?
Specialty: Why, are you an electrician?
Lionel Q. Deveraux: No, but I've got some good connections.
Lionel Q. Deveraux:
You ought to go and get cured by Penicilin.
Singer Andy Russell: Well, it is good for my throat.
Lionel Q. Deveraux: So is a razor!
Singer Andy Russell: Well, it is good for my throat.
Lionel Q. Deveraux: So is a razor!
