Dog:
Wait a minute, wait a minute. Now, uh, you're a cat, right?
Claude Cat: Right.
Dog: And, uh, cats eat mice, right?
Claude Cat: No!
Dog: You - he-he - you're mice, right?
Hubie: Right.
Dog: And mice, they eat cheese, right?
Hubie, Bertie: Cheese? Ahh! Don't mention that word!
Claude Cat: Right.
Dog: And, uh, cats eat mice, right?
Claude Cat: No!
Dog: You - he-he - you're mice, right?
Hubie: Right.
Dog: And mice, they eat cheese, right?
Hubie, Bertie: Cheese? Ahh! Don't mention that word!
Hubie:
Bert, an average mouse eats 12 pounds of cheese in a lifetime. I figure tonight we've lived 2000 years.