
Doris Day
(as Calamity Jane)

Doris Day
(as Calamity Jane)
Calamity Jane:
[singing] Hi Joe / say where'd you get them fancy clothes? / I know / off some fella's laundry line. / Hi Bow / aren't you the prairie rose / Smell like a watermelon vine.

Doris Day
(as Calamity Jane)

Doris Day
(as Calamity Jane)

Doris Day
(as Calamity Jane)
Calamity Jane:
Excitement? Why, I got more arrows in the back of that coach than a porcupine has got stickers!

Doris Day
(as Calamity Jane)

Doris Day
(as Calamity Jane)

Doris Day
(as Calamity Jane)

Doris Day
(as Calamity Jane)
Calamity Jane:
That's better. Next time I tell a story, keep your hands in your *pockets* you toothless old buffalo!

Doris Day
(as Calamity Jane)
Calamity Jane:
This town ain't big enough! Not for me and that frilled-up, flirtin', man-rustlin' petticoat, it ain't!