Monte Collins

Monte Collins

Ma Stooge: [sobbing] Goodbye boys, here's five dollars.
Curly: Thanks!
Ma Stooge: [angrily] You would take it!
[Ma smacks Curly]

Curly Howard

Curly Howard

Gold mine 'salesman': 100,000 tons of pure gold. At $35 an ounce, think of it.
Moe: I can't. How much that in round numbers.
Curly: [Curly moves his head left to right with calculator sounds and ends with a ding, pulls calculator paper out of his mouth, reads it] That's 80 billion, 61 million and 51 cents of a fraction.

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