
Goldie Hawn
(as Toni Simmons)
Dr. Julian Winston:
I'm a bastard, the biggest bastard in the whole world.
Toni Simmons: Julian, please, you're starting to make it sound like bragging.
Toni Simmons: Julian, please, you're starting to make it sound like bragging.

Irene Hervey
(as Mrs. Durant)
Mrs. Durant:
Oh, isn't he a marvelous dentist?
Harvey Greenfield: Great.
Mrs. Durant: But with his talents he would have made an even better obstetrician.
Harvey Greenfield: Great.
Mrs. Durant: But with his talents he would have made an even better obstetrician.

Jack Weston
(as Harvey Greenfield)
Georgia:
If you work for the CIA, how come you hang around with dentists?
Harvey Greenfield: He's installing a miniature radio transmitor in my wisdom tooth.
Harvey Greenfield: He's installing a miniature radio transmitor in my wisdom tooth.

Ingrid Bergman
(as Stephanie Dickinson)
Harvey Greenfield:
Drink up. It'll make me look better to you.
Stephanie: There isn't that much wine in the world.
Harvey Greenfield: To our love affair.
[clinking glasses]
Stephanie: God forbid.
Stephanie: There isn't that much wine in the world.
Harvey Greenfield: To our love affair.
[clinking glasses]
Stephanie: God forbid.

Ingrid Bergman
(as Stephanie Dickinson)
Harvey Greenfield:
I was reading the other day, a dentist in New Jersey has topless nurses.
Stephanie: I didn't know you were interested in reading.
Stephanie: I didn't know you were interested in reading.

Walter Matthau
(as Dr. Julian Winston)
Harvey Greenfield:
Julian, I feel insulted. It isn't as if I'm planning to stick ya.
Dr. Julian Winston: It isn't as if you're planning to pay me, either.
Dr. Julian Winston: It isn't as if you're planning to pay me, either.

Jack Weston
(as Harvey Greenfield)
Harvey Greenfield:
Now look, I can give you a dozen explanations, but you might as well know the real one: I'm a member of the CIA.
Georgia: The CIA??? I thought you were a television actor?
Harvey Greenfield: That's my cover. So if you ever see me in public with another girl you must pretend not to know me, or it could put my life in great danger.
Georgia: The CIA??? I thought you were a television actor?
Harvey Greenfield: That's my cover. So if you ever see me in public with another girl you must pretend not to know me, or it could put my life in great danger.

Jack Weston
(as Harvey Greenfield)

Ingrid Bergman
(as Stephanie Dickinson)
