Henry Jones
(as Bike Salesman)
Bike Salesman:
[wheeling bicycle onto stage] Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls... meet... the future!
Paul Newman
(as Butch Cassidy)
Butch Cassidy:
[singing] Don't ever hit your mother with a shovel. It will leave a dull impression on her mind.
Paul Newman
(as Butch Cassidy)
Paul Newman
(as Butch Cassidy)
Paul Newman
(as Butch Cassidy)
Butch Cassidy:
[to Sundance] If he'd just pay me what he's spending to make me stop robbing him, I'd stop robbing him. You probably inherited every penny you got!
Paul Newman
(as Butch Cassidy)
Butch Cassidy:
[to Sundance] Kid, the next time I say, "Let's go someplace like Bolivia," let's GO someplace like Bolivia.
Paul Newman
(as Butch Cassidy)
Butch Cassidy:
Do you believe I'm broke already?
Etta Place: Why is there never any money, Butch?
Butch Cassidy: Well, I swear, Etta, I don't know. I've been working like a dog all my life and I can't get a penny ahead.
Etta Place: Sundance says it's because you're a soft touch, and always taking expensive vacations, and buying drinks for everyone, and you're a rotten gambler.
Butch Cassidy: Well that might have something to do with it.
Etta Place: Why is there never any money, Butch?
Butch Cassidy: Well, I swear, Etta, I don't know. I've been working like a dog all my life and I can't get a penny ahead.
Etta Place: Sundance says it's because you're a soft touch, and always taking expensive vacations, and buying drinks for everyone, and you're a rotten gambler.
Butch Cassidy: Well that might have something to do with it.
Paul Newman
(as Butch Cassidy)
Paul Newman
(as Butch Cassidy)
Butch Cassidy:
I swear, if Sweetface told me that I rode out of town ten minutes ago, I'd believe him.