Yosemite Sam Schultz: [directing Bugs into a prison cell] Now get in there!
[Bugs enters the cell and Sam locks it, then laughs wickedly]
Bugs Bunny: Gee, I don't get it, Doc. How come you locked me outside?
Yosemite Sam Schultz: Outside? Why, you're *inside*!
Bugs Bunny: [chuckles] Oh, no, I'm not; I'm outside. *You're* inside.
Yosemite Sam Schultz: I am?
[opens the door]
Yosemite Sam Schultz: Well, then get in here!
[Sam switches places with Bugs; Bugs closes the cell, takes the key and leaves]
Bugs Bunny: [mockingly] Boo-hoo. Now I'll never see my wife and kiddies again. Boo-hoo-hoo.

Yosemite Sam Schultz: [training his rifle on Bugs] I'm gonna give you solitary confinement for 99 years!
Bugs Bunny: Eh, you wouldn't be so tough if you weren't wearing that uniform!
Yosemite Sam Schultz: Oh, I wouldn't, huh?
[Both take off their uniforms]
Yosemite Sam Schultz: [sparring] Yeah, right hook. Left to the jaw.
Bugs Bunny: Yep, I guess you would, all right.
[Bugs puts on Sam's uniform, while Sam puts on Bugs' prisoner uniform; Bugs blows whistle and guards beat up Sam and drag him away]

Bugs Bunny: [after being beaten up by Sam] Eh, what's up, Doc?
Yosemite Sam Schultz: Trying to pull a escape, 777174, eh?
Bugs Bunny: Oh, you're mistaken, Mac. You see, I'm not 777174. I'm only three and a half.
Yosemite Sam Schultz: Three and a half? Okay, so you're three and a half.
[Cut to Bugs, cracking rocks and wearing a prisoner uniform with the number 3½]
Bugs Bunny: Eh, my mother told me there'd be days like this.