Ollie:
Come, Stanley.
Stan:
Where we going?
Ollie:
We're going where we can forget!
Stan:
What do you mean WE'VE got to forget?
Ollie:
None of your business, let's go!
Ollie:
Didn't I just tell you I was going to be married?
Stan:
Who to?
Ollie:
Why, a woman of course. Did you ever hear of anybody marrying a man?
Stan:
Sure.
Ollie:
Who?
Stan:
My sister.
[There's a knock at the door. Stan picks up the phone]
Ollie:
What are you doing?
Stan:
There's somebody knocking on the phone.
Ollie:
See? That's levity.
Stan:
Hello, Mr. Levity?
Ollie:
Answer the door! "Mr. Levity". Mmph!