Monte Collins

Monte Collins
(as Prof. Bilbo)

Prof. Bilbo: [Moe, Larry, and Curly are running from the police and go into a hole that Larry dug earlier] As you see, the lady is in this cabinet. I shall fire the magic gun. And what have we here, the little...
[a scream is heard followed by the lady running to the side, then Moe, Larry, and Curly run out followed by police and lastly, police in motorcycles]
Dudley Dickerson

Dudley Dickerson
(as The Cook)

The cook: This house has sure gone crazy!
Wilson Benge

Wilson Benge
(as Butler)

Butler: [When he sees Larry digging a hole] Stop it, Stop it! You are ruining the lawn!
Larry: [annoyed] Don't tell me how to run my business, beat it!
Butler: Put that soil back where it belongs!
[Larry then swings the shovel back and a block hits him in the face]
Curly Howard

Curly Howard
(as Curly)

Curly: Hey, no wonder the water don't woik. The pipe is clogged up wit' wires!
Curly Howard

Curly Howard
(as Curly)

Curly: Say why don't you call your stops?
Moe: This is far enough I guess.
Larry: Where are we?
Curly: What do you care as long as we're not in jail.
Moe Howard

Moe Howard
(as Moe)

Moe: [Finally fixes leak] Yeah, who said you need brains to be a plumber?
Moe Howard

Moe Howard
(as Moe)

Moe: [Larry has accidentally poked a hole in the furnace vent] Hey, are you smokin'?
Larry: No, but the pipe is.
Moe: The pi - uh... why, you lamebrain! Ya wanna get us suffocated? Put some tape on it!
Larry: [checks his pockets] We forgot the tape!
Moe: Well, we had to forget somethin' or we wouldn't be plumbers.

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