Allan Jones
(as Ricardo)
Allan Jones
(as Ricardo)
Groucho Marx
(as Otis B. Driftwood)
Henderson:
Hey, who were you talking to?
Otis B. Driftwood: I was talking to myself, and there's nothing you can do about it. I've had three of the best doctors in the East.
Otis B. Driftwood: I was talking to myself, and there's nothing you can do about it. I've had three of the best doctors in the East.
Groucho Marx
(as Otis B. Driftwood)
Henderson:
Say! Now, how did those two bed get together?
Otis B. Driftwood: Well, you know how those things are, they breed like rabbits.
Otis B. Driftwood: Well, you know how those things are, they breed like rabbits.
Groucho Marx
(as Otis B. Driftwood)
Henderson:
The last time I was in this room there were four beds here.
Otis B. Driftwood: Please! I'm not interested in your private life, Henderson.
Otis B. Driftwood: Please! I'm not interested in your private life, Henderson.
Groucho Marx
(as Otis B. Driftwood)
Groucho Marx
(as Otis B. Driftwood)
Henderson:
What's a hermit doing with four beds?
Otis B. Driftwood: Well, you see those first three beds?
Henderson: Yes.
Otis B. Driftwood: Last night, I counted five thousand sheep in those three beds, so I had to have another bed to sleep in. You wouldn't want me to sleep with the sheep, would you?
Otis B. Driftwood: Well, you see those first three beds?
Henderson: Yes.
Otis B. Driftwood: Last night, I counted five thousand sheep in those three beds, so I had to have another bed to sleep in. You wouldn't want me to sleep with the sheep, would you?
Groucho Marx
(as Otis B. Driftwood)
Ship Captain:
I cannot let the evening pass without paying a little tribute to our distinguished guests of honor - the three greatest aviators in the world.
Otis B. Driftwood: Three greatest aviators, but you notice they're traveling by boat.
Otis B. Driftwood: Three greatest aviators, but you notice they're traveling by boat.
Groucho Marx
(as Otis B. Driftwood)
Otis B. Driftwood:
[talking about "the greatest tenor in the world"] Do you know America is waiting to hear him sing?
Fiorello: Well, he can sing loud, but he can't sing that loud.
Otis B. Driftwood: Well, I think I can get America to meet him halfway.
Fiorello: Well, he can sing loud, but he can't sing that loud.
Otis B. Driftwood: Well, I think I can get America to meet him halfway.
Groucho Marx
(as Otis B. Driftwood)
Otis B. Driftwood:
[to carriage driver] Hey you. I told you to slow that nag down. On account of you I almost heard the opera.
