Moe Howard

Moe Howard

Vegetarian in hallway: I don't eat ducks, I'm a vegetarian!
Moe: Well eat the vegetable see and leave the duck! Come on!

Moe Howard

Moe Howard

Blackie: You men ever sold anything?
Curly: Why certainly, anything we could lay our hands on!
Moe: The gentleman said "sold," not "stole."

Curly Howard

Curly Howard

Curly: Ducks, ducks... oh, wanna buy some ducks? Is your blood red? Are you a potent hunter? All you need is a prime appeal. How about a duck? There's one in every office!

Curly Howard

Curly Howard

Curly: Every red-blooded he-man is a potentate hunter! There's one in every office!

Moe Howard

Moe Howard

Curly: Got a piece of bacon in your pocket?
Moe: Why?
Curly: You keep em' busy I'll get some eggs for breakfast.
Moe: You try that and I'll crack your head like an egg shell.


Curly Howard

Curly Howard

Moe: Spread out and remember, ducks is ducks and cash is king.
Curly: And never the twain shall meet.

Larry Fine

Larry Fine

Moe: Your troubles are over. Here we are!
Larry: Three of the best salesmen that ever sailed!

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