Texas Across the River (1966) | |
| Director(s) | Michael Gordon |
| Producer(s) | Harry Keller |
| Top Genres | Comedy, Western |
| Top Topics | |
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Texas Across the River (1966) was a Comedy - Western Film directed by Michael Gordon and produced by Harry Keller.
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Don Andrea Baldazar aka Baldy:
Ten paces.
Sam Hollis: Ten paces?
Don Andrea Baldazar aka Baldy: Why, that is customary. Do you wish to give the command to begin or shall I?
Sam Hollis: I don't know what you got in mind, Baldy, but I'm here for a shootout.
Don Andrea Baldazar aka Baldy: Precisely. You take ten steps that way; I take ten steps this way. Then we turn...
Sam Hollis: Turn? Step? I ain't here for no square dance! Now which end of town do you want to come from?
[during an Indian attack, the settlers run out of ammunition]
Kronk: Gun empty.
Sam Hollis: Yell, "Bang-bang."
Kronk: For Comanche need bullets, not jokes.
Don Andrea Baldazar aka Baldy: This is night. Are you going to sleep?
Sam Hollis: Well, it ain't healthy to travel through Comanche territory in the daytime, so we'll travel at night.
Don Andrea Baldazar aka Baldy: Oh, when we ride, the savage sleeps. Yes?
Sam Hollis: Yep. Them Comanches believe the moon is an evil spirit.
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Sam Hollis: Ten paces?
Don Andrea Baldazar aka Baldy: Why, that is customary. Do you wish to give the command to begin or shall I?
Sam Hollis: I don't know what you got in mind, Baldy, but I'm here for a shootout.
Don Andrea Baldazar aka Baldy: Precisely. You take ten steps that way; I take ten steps this way. Then we turn...
Sam Hollis: Turn? Step? I ain't here for no square dance! Now which end of town do you want to come from?
[during an Indian attack, the settlers run out of ammunition]
Kronk: Gun empty.
Sam Hollis: Yell, "Bang-bang."
Kronk: For Comanche need bullets, not jokes.
Don Andrea Baldazar aka Baldy: This is night. Are you going to sleep?
Sam Hollis: Well, it ain't healthy to travel through Comanche territory in the daytime, so we'll travel at night.
Don Andrea Baldazar aka Baldy: Oh, when we ride, the savage sleeps. Yes?
Sam Hollis: Yep. Them Comanches believe the moon is an evil spirit.
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