Wilbur Grey:
I've got a date. In fact I've got two dates.
Larry Talbot: But you and I 'have a date with destiny'.
Wilbur Grey: Let Chick go with Destiny.
--Lou Costello (as Wilbur Grey) in Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein
Larry Talbot: But you and I 'have a date with destiny'.
Wilbur Grey: Let Chick go with Destiny.
--Lou Costello (as Wilbur Grey) in Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein
Wilbur Grey:
I've had this brain for thirty years. It hasn't done me any good!
--Lou Costello (as Wilbur Grey) in Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein
--Lou Costello (as Wilbur Grey) in Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein
Wilbur Grey:
Mr. Talbot, and I thought you were such a nice man too. Look at you, you're a mess.
Larry Talbot: Last night I went through another one of my horrible experiences. Many years ago I was bitten by a werewolf. Now, whenever the full moon rises I turn into a wolf myself.
Wilbur Grey: Oh pal. That's all right; I'm sort of a wolf myself.
--Lou Costello (as Wilbur Grey) in Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein
Larry Talbot: Last night I went through another one of my horrible experiences. Many years ago I was bitten by a werewolf. Now, whenever the full moon rises I turn into a wolf myself.
Wilbur Grey: Oh pal. That's all right; I'm sort of a wolf myself.
--Lou Costello (as Wilbur Grey) in Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein
Wilbur:
You know that person you said there's no such person? I think he's in there... in person. I was reading this sign over here, Dracula's Legend. All of a sudden I heard...
[Wilbur imitates a creaking noise]
Chick Young: That's the wind.
Wilbur: It should get oiled.
--Lou Costello (as Wilbur Grey) in Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein
[Wilbur imitates a creaking noise]
Chick Young: That's the wind.
Wilbur: It should get oiled.
--Lou Costello (as Wilbur Grey) in Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein
Insp. Wellman:
Were you and Relia in cahoots?
Freddie Phillips: [having seen Relia's body] The last time I saw Relia, he didn't talk to me.
Insp. Wellman: If I could only find Relia. I could make him talk.
Freddie Phillips: If you could, that would be a good trick.
Sgt. Stone: He could make him talk. You don't know Wellman.
Freddie Phillips: You don't know Relia.
--Lou Costello (as Freddie Phillips) in Abbott and Costello Meet the Killer, Boris Karloff
Freddie Phillips: [having seen Relia's body] The last time I saw Relia, he didn't talk to me.
Insp. Wellman: If I could only find Relia. I could make him talk.
Freddie Phillips: If you could, that would be a good trick.
Sgt. Stone: He could make him talk. You don't know Wellman.
Freddie Phillips: You don't know Relia.
--Lou Costello (as Freddie Phillips) in Abbott and Costello Meet the Killer, Boris Karloff
Larry Talbot:
Soon the moon will rise. I've taken the room across the hall; here's the key, lock me in.
Wilbur Grey: Lock you in?
Larry Talbot: Yes, please. Hurry.
[to Chick]
Wilbur Grey: He's scared too.
--Lou Costello (as Wilbur Grey) in Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein
Wilbur Grey: Lock you in?
Larry Talbot: Yes, please. Hurry.
[to Chick]
Wilbur Grey: He's scared too.
--Lou Costello (as Wilbur Grey) in Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein
Larry Talbot:
You don't understand. Every night when the moon is full, I turn into a wolf.
Wilbur: You and twenty million other guys.
Larry Talbot: [slamming Wilbur into a locker with Chick going in behind him] Listen, I might tear you limb from limb!
Wilbur: [turning to Chick in the locker] Is that serious?
Chick Young: He'll murder ya!
Wilbur: That's serious.
--Lou Costello (as Wilbur Grey) in Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein
Wilbur: You and twenty million other guys.
Larry Talbot: [slamming Wilbur into a locker with Chick going in behind him] Listen, I might tear you limb from limb!
Wilbur: [turning to Chick in the locker] Is that serious?
Chick Young: He'll murder ya!
Wilbur: That's serious.
--Lou Costello (as Wilbur Grey) in Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein
Joan Raymond:
Oh Wilbur, can't we both come along too?
Wilbur Grey: Yes, mon amour.
Wilbur Grey: That's Spanish.
Chick Young: That's French.
Wilbur Grey: How do you like that, I speak French too.
--Lou Costello (as Wilbur Grey) in Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein
Wilbur Grey: Yes, mon amour.
Wilbur Grey: That's Spanish.
Chick Young: That's French.
Wilbur Grey: How do you like that, I speak French too.
--Lou Costello (as Wilbur Grey) in Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein
Melody Allen:
[picks up a book] Tom Danbury's memoirs.
Horatio Prim: His grandmas?
--Lou Costello (as Horatio Prim) in The Time of Their Lives
Horatio Prim: His grandmas?
--Lou Costello (as Horatio Prim) in The Time of Their Lives
Melody Allen:
Here's a horse pistol.
[Gives him the gun. Horatio turns to the horse behind him]
Horatio Prim: Here, this is for you.
--Lou Costello (as Horatio Prim) in The Time of Their Lives
[Gives him the gun. Horatio turns to the horse behind him]
Horatio Prim: Here, this is for you.
--Lou Costello (as Horatio Prim) in The Time of Their Lives
