Iggy: [to Margaret Miller] Make mine well. I can't stand the sight of blood.
Dan: [to Margaret Miller] Some desperate character I got for a partner, huh Mom?

Iggy: Hey, it was a quarter million, wasn't it?
Margaret Miller: [Margaret Miller, gagged, shook her head, no]
Iggy: Two hundred grand?
Margaret Miller: [Margaret Miller, gagged, shook her head, no again]
Iggy: Not one lousy hundred and sixty?
Margaret Miller: [Margaret Miller, gagged, nodded her head, yes this time]

Zeke Kelso: [looking under Ingrid Mershall's bed] That
[sneeze]
Zeke Kelso: cat!

Zeke Kelso: Do you have any regulars, or people going in and out of the house all the time?
Patti Randall: Father always complained that we were running a rehab center for punch-drunk juveniles.

Zeke Kelso: Miss Randall, I'm afraid you underestimate me. We shall proceed with the pawprinting.

Zeke Kelso: So, this is the
[sneeze]
Zeke Kelso: "informant", as we say down at the office.

Gregory Benson: [Patti answers the door to him, when making an intrusive knock] Okay, where's the duck?
Patti Randall: I beg your pardon?
Gregory Benson: [Gregory Benson then shouted extremely loud saying] I want my duck!
Patti Randall: Your duck?
Gregory Benson: If you please...
Patti Randall: I'm sorry, Gregory, but I really don't know what you are talking about.
Gregory Benson: Ooh! Where is that sneaky, miserable guttersnipe! He's got my duck!
Patti Randall: What duck?

Margaret Miller: I wouldn't make a break. I wouldn't do it. I wouldn't.
[she then holds her hands together, for mercy]
Dan: Okay. But I've got friends. I've got ten little lead-nosed friends in here, and they all run faster than you do, Moms.

[arguing with Dan and Iggy when a $20 bill starts to fall]
Landlady: And I don't care, this is gonna cost you.
[a twenty-dollar bill fell in her hands but Iggy quietly pickpocketed it back]
Landlady: Twenty bucks! Well, I guess that makes us even.

[Patti had just got the spare miniature microphoned cat collar, like the one she put around DC's neck, & handed it to Ingrid, then put her into a closet, of another room in their house, for FBI Agent, Zeke Kelso, to find her and prove how reliable the microphoned cat collar is]
Ingrid Randall: [Ingrid is speaking, but through other microphoned cat collar, like the one just put around DC's neck] Mister Kelso... if you dont mind, let's get going.
Zeke Kelso: Be patient, it isnt nine o'clock yet.
Ingrid Randall: [just as Zeke Kelso sneezed] Let's get going.
Zeke Kelso: [It almost appears as if Zeke Kelso thought DC could speak English!] Now, wait a minute. Let's just try and pull ourselves together, here a minute.
Ingrid Randall: [louder and in anger] Patti, you little wretch, let me out of here, I'm suffocating!
Zeke Kelso: Oh.
Ingrid Randall: [Ingrid pounds on the closet door] Hey!
[then, she pounds on the closet door again]
Ingrid Randall: Let me out of here!
Zeke Kelso: I'll get you out, Patti's gone to the movies,
Ingrid Randall: Gone to the movies?
Zeke Kelso: There's something seems to be stuck here.
Ingrid Randall: Well, open it. There's no air, I'm suffocating!
Zeke Kelso: Yeah, well don't worry. I'll go get a screwdriver.
Ingrid Randall: I'm suffocating! Get me out of here!
Zeke Kelso: [as DC starts to leave the house] I'm sorry, but I've got to follow it.
Ingrid Randall: Don't you dare follow that cat! Let me out of here! There's no air!
Zeke Kelso: I'll be back. Probably, just an hour or two. Lie down, on the floor, there's usually more air, down there.
Ingrid Randall: I'm gonna scream!
Zeke Kelso: Worst thing you can do. It uses up all the air.
[Ingrid Marshall then screamed extremely loud!]
Kipp MacDougall(Mrs. MacDougall): I distinctly heard a woman scream.
Wilbur MacDougall(Mr. MacDougall): Right.
[Wilbur MacDougall then quickly grabbed Kipp Macdougall's arm, to keep her in the house]
Wilbur MacDougall(Mr. MacDougall): If you don't keep away from that door, you're going to hear another!
Zeke Kelso: [DC left the house, while Zeke Kelso was working, on dis-connecting the closet door hinges] Okay, push.
[the closet door opens and knocked Zeke Kel

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