Topol
(as Abou Ibn Kader)
Abou Ibn Kader:
Not familiar with these hills? I was having women in these hills when your father was still sucking milk.
Topol
(as Abou Ibn Kader)
Topol
(as Abou Ibn Kader)
Abou Ibn Kader:
When you were 3 years old, I was stealing cattle from your father. There was a man! A lion! He shot me twice, and we came to an agreement of gentlemen. I was a guest in your house. I held you on my knee. Twice you wet your pants and mine. You have no honor.
Ram Oren: It was an old Bedouin friend of my father's. I thought he died long ago.
Abou Ibn Kader: Hush, hush, I'm far from dead. You can ask that bag of fat who just danced for us.
Ram Oren: It was an old Bedouin friend of my father's. I thought he died long ago.
Abou Ibn Kader: Hush, hush, I'm far from dead. You can ask that bag of fat who just danced for us.
Topol
(as Abou Ibn Kader)
Abou Ibn Kader:
Who is this idiot? If one of my men talked to me like that, I would draw my knife and turn him into a eunuch.
Kirk Douglas
(as Col. David 'Mickey' Marcus)
Jump Sergeant:
What's the matter, soldier? Haven't you ever jumped before?
Col. David 'Mickey' Marcus: No-OOOOOOOHHHHHHHhhhhhhh!
Col. David 'Mickey' Marcus: No-OOOOOOOHHHHHHHhhhhhhh!
Frank Sinatra
(as Vince Talmadge)
Kirk Douglas
(as Col. David 'Mickey' Marcus)
Col. David 'Mickey' Marcus:
Suppose I go as a private citizen?
Aide to Gen. Randolph: Then don't involve the Army in any way. Don't use your rank or even your right name.
Col. David 'Mickey' Marcus: Is it all right with you if I keep the same sex?
Aide to Gen. Randolph: Then don't involve the Army in any way. Don't use your rank or even your right name.
Col. David 'Mickey' Marcus: Is it all right with you if I keep the same sex?
Kirk Douglas
(as Col. David 'Mickey' Marcus)
Col. David 'Mickey' Marcus:
The olive branch hasn't worked around here since Noah ran the ark into a mountain.
Kirk Douglas
(as Col. David 'Mickey' Marcus)
Col. David 'Mickey' Marcus:
Why do you let women to go on these convoys?
Asher Gonen: Magda volunteered.
Col. David 'Mickey' Marcus: She's been through enough. She just lost her husband, she's in a terrible st...
Asher Gonen: Look, we need everyone. Especially since the British search us for weapons. Being British, they're also too polite most of the time to search a woman thoroughly.
Col. David 'Mickey' Marcus: You're lucky you're not occupied by the French.
Asher Gonen: Magda volunteered.
Col. David 'Mickey' Marcus: She's been through enough. She just lost her husband, she's in a terrible st...
Asher Gonen: Look, we need everyone. Especially since the British search us for weapons. Being British, they're also too polite most of the time to search a woman thoroughly.
Col. David 'Mickey' Marcus: You're lucky you're not occupied by the French.
Kirk Douglas
(as Col. David 'Mickey' Marcus)
Col. David 'Mickey' Marcus:
Would you give up everything you love to fight an insane war for a little country that's gonna get its brains blown out in a couple of weeks?
Maj. Safir: If it were my country.
Col. David 'Mickey' Marcus: Maybe it's yours, but... it isn't mine.
Maj. Safir: But you are a Jew.
Col. David 'Mickey' Marcus: I'm an American, Major. That's my religion. The last time I was in Temple I was 13 years old. I made a speech and got 42 fountain pens. I don't have to go again. I've got enough fountain pens.
Maj. Safir: If it were my country.
Col. David 'Mickey' Marcus: Maybe it's yours, but... it isn't mine.
Maj. Safir: But you are a Jew.
Col. David 'Mickey' Marcus: I'm an American, Major. That's my religion. The last time I was in Temple I was 13 years old. I made a speech and got 42 fountain pens. I don't have to go again. I've got enough fountain pens.
