Poe's keeper: Don't you know Poe hates women?
Kitty: So does Kipling.


--Patsy Kelly (as Kitty) in The Gorilla

Peters: Did I hear somebody scream?
Kitty: Well, if you didn't, you oughta have your ears cleaned out!


--Patsy Kelly (as Kitty) in The Gorilla

Luke Brown: Aren't you afraid?
Clarence 'Chow' Brewster: Have you ever heard my courage question?
Bebe McGuire: I've never even heard it mentioned.


--Patsy Kelly (as ) in Sing Your Worries Away

Susan Moore: Let's go to bed like good little girls.
Dixie Dean: Who says we're little?
Daphne O'Connor: Who says we're good?


--Patsy Kelly (as Daphne O'Connor) in Every Night at Eight

Daphne O'Connor: If you weren't a good two-fisted guy, you'd make a great dress-maker.


--Patsy Kelly (as Daphne O'Connor) in Every Night at Eight

Kitty Lennihan: If you can't afford to tip 'em, you have to be polite!


--Patsy Kelly (as ) in The Girl from Missouri

Kitty: The Gorilla? HIM? Oh, I'll never trust another man if I live to be a thousand!


--Patsy Kelly (as Kitty) in The Gorilla

Kitty: We'll all be murdered in our beds!


--Patsy Kelly (as Kitty) in The Gorilla

Kitty: Why couldn't all of this have happened tomorrow?
Norma Denby: What difference would that make?
Kitty: Tomorrow's my day off!


--Patsy Kelly (as Kitty) in The Gorilla

Mac, Head Nurse: [Referring to Kelly, who, in spite of her shady background, has quickly landed a job at the local children's hospital] She came out of the clouds one night, without a single reference. I hired her on the spot.
Capt. Griff: [Suspiciously] I thought orthopedics called for specialized training?
Mac, Head Nurse: Oh, it does! Some people are born to write books, symphonies; paint pictures, build bridges. But Kelly... She was born to handle children with crutches and babies in braces.
Capt. Griff: [Still not convinced] Sounds like one of those sweet Florence Nightingales.
Mac, Head Nurse: Not Kelly, she's tough! Runs her ward like a pirate ship! She makes Captain Bligh look like a sissy.


--Patsy Kelly (as ) in The Naked Kiss