Don Diego Vega: [speaking to his father] I went directly from the ship to our old home. I met Senor Quintero and his charming wife. I found them very pleasant and agreeable.
Fray Felipe: Pleasant scorpions! Agreeable rattlesnakes!


--Eugene Pallette (as Fray Felipe) in The Mark of Zorro

Detective: [notices Carlo by the french doors] Who's that?
Irene: It's mother's protegé.
Detective: No wisecracks. Is that your son?
Alexander Bullock: That? Say, listen. I've made a lot of mistakes in my life, but I'll be hanged if I'll plead guilty to that!


--Eugene Pallette (as Alexander Bullock) in My Man Godfrey

Angelica Bullock: Oh, Alexander, you missed all the excitement.
Alexander Bullock: What's going on?
Angelica Bullock: Oh, let me see. I knew what it was I wanted to say, but somehow it slipped my mind.
Alexander Bullock: What's the matter with Irene?
Angelica Bullock: Oh, yes, that's it. Irene's got herself engaged!
Alexander Bullock: To whom?
Angelica Bullock: Oh, I don't know, Van something-or-other. I think he's the boy with his arm around that girl in pink. He's got lots of money.
Alexander Bullock: Well, he'll need it.


--Eugene Pallette (as Alexander Bullock) in My Man Godfrey

Angelica Bullock: What happened, what did you say to Carlo?
Alexander Bullock: I said goodbye.
Angelica Bullock: Did he go?
Alexander Bullock: Yes he left very hurriedly through the side window


--Eugene Pallette (as Alexander Bullock) in My Man Godfrey

Blake: Take a look at the dizzy old gal with the goat.
Alexander Bullock: I've had to look at her for 20 years - that's MRS. Bullock!
Blake: I'm terribly sorry!
Alexander Bullock: How do you think I feel?


--Eugene Pallette (as Alexander Bullock) in My Man Godfrey

Alexander Bullock: [to Carlo] Why don't you stop imitating a gorilla and start imitating a man?


--Eugene Pallette (as Alexander Bullock) in My Man Godfrey

Alexander Bullock: All you need to start an asylum is an empty room and the right kind of people.


--Eugene Pallette (as Alexander Bullock) in My Man Godfrey

Alexander Bullock: Life in this family is one subpoena after another.


--Eugene Pallette (as Alexander Bullock) in My Man Godfrey

Alexander Bullock: We've got to come to an understanding right now: either Carlo is or I am.
Angelica Bullock: Am what?
Alexander Bullock: Well, one of us has got to and that's all there is to it.


--Eugene Pallette (as Alexander Bullock) in My Man Godfrey

Casey: Can't you look where I'm goin'?


--Eugene Pallette (as Casey) in Topper