Lou Costello
(as Mervin Q. Milgrim / Voice of Himself on Radio)
Chick Larkin:
[talking about Juliet Collins] So she has a couple of buck teeth.
Mervin Q. Milgrim: I don't care how much they cost.
Mervin Q. Milgrim: I don't care how much they cost.
Lou Costello
(as Mervin Q. Milgrim / Voice of Himself on Radio)
Mervin Q. Milgrim:
[Mervin and Chick and performing their radio play for Juliet, Mervin's holding a gun on Chick] Bang! Ow! Bang! Ow! Bang! Ow!
Juliet Collins: Wait a minute, if you're shooting at him
[Chick]
Juliet Collins: , then why are you yelling?
Mervin Q. Milgrim: I'm holding the gun backwards!
Juliet Collins: Wait a minute, if you're shooting at him
[Chick]
Juliet Collins: , then why are you yelling?
Mervin Q. Milgrim: I'm holding the gun backwards!
Lou Costello
(as Mervin Q. Milgrim / Voice of Himself on Radio)
Mervin Q. Milgrim:
[nauseous] I gotta go back upstairs and get something...
Chick Larkin: What have you gotta get?
Mervin Q. Milgrim: My stomach...
Chick Larkin: What have you gotta get?
Mervin Q. Milgrim: My stomach...
Lou Costello
(as Mervin Q. Milgrim / Voice of Himself on Radio)
Lou Costello
(as Mervin Q. Milgrim / Voice of Himself on Radio)
Customer:
What happened to my strawberry sundae?
Mervin Q. Milgrim: What's today?
Customer: Friday.
Mervin Q. Milgrim: You've got two more days to wait.
Mervin Q. Milgrim: What's today?
Customer: Friday.
Mervin Q. Milgrim: You've got two more days to wait.