Bob Hope

Bob Hope
(as Michael Joseph Valentine)

Gen. Katrina Grimovitch: Michael, run!
Michael Joseph Valentine: Run? Do you think I'm yellow?
[after gunshot breaks glass]
Michael Joseph Valentine: Shake hands with a lemon!

Bob Hope

Bob Hope
(as Michael Joseph Valentine)

Paul Stertorius: You don't realize death is staring you in the face!
Michael Joseph Valentine: Well, look the other way.

William Bendix

William Bendix
(as Victor O'Brien)

Victor O'Brien: [about Valentine] When that anteater buries his nose in the pillow, it leaves an impression on the mattress.

William Bendix

William Bendix
(as Victor O'Brien)

Victor O'Brien: Ooh, ooh! That guy gives me a terrible headache! Joe, Joe, get me an aspirin. Here put it on a slice of bread. I'm hungry too!

William Bendix

William Bendix
(as Victor O'Brien)

Victor O'Brien: What a revoltin' development this is!


Bob Hope

Bob Hope
(as Michael Joseph Valentine)

Michael Joseph Valentine: [to Krivoc] Well, you look familiar. I just can't place the graveyard!

Bob Hope

Bob Hope
(as Michael Joseph Valentine)

Michael Joseph Valentine: [to Sterorius] Yeah, well, there's a body here somewhere, and I'm gonna find it.
Victor O'Brien: All right, come on, produce the corpus delicti.
Michael Joseph Valentine: One thing at a time. Produce the body first.

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