Bob Hope
(as Michael Joseph Valentine)
Gen. Katrina Grimovitch:
Michael, run!
Michael Joseph Valentine: Run? Do you think I'm yellow?
[after gunshot breaks glass]
Michael Joseph Valentine: Shake hands with a lemon!
Michael Joseph Valentine: Run? Do you think I'm yellow?
[after gunshot breaks glass]
Michael Joseph Valentine: Shake hands with a lemon!
Bob Hope
(as Michael Joseph Valentine)
Paul Stertorius:
You don't realize death is staring you in the face!
Michael Joseph Valentine: Well, look the other way.
Michael Joseph Valentine: Well, look the other way.
William Bendix
(as Victor O'Brien)
Victor O'Brien:
[about Valentine] When that anteater buries his nose in the pillow, it leaves an impression on the mattress.
William Bendix
(as Victor O'Brien)
Victor O'Brien:
Ooh, ooh! That guy gives me a terrible headache! Joe, Joe, get me an aspirin. Here put it on a slice of bread. I'm hungry too!
William Bendix
(as Victor O'Brien)
Bob Hope
(as Michael Joseph Valentine)
Bob Hope
(as Michael Joseph Valentine)
Michael Joseph Valentine:
[to Sterorius] Yeah, well, there's a body here somewhere, and I'm gonna find it.
Victor O'Brien: All right, come on, produce the corpus delicti.
Michael Joseph Valentine: One thing at a time. Produce the body first.
Victor O'Brien: All right, come on, produce the corpus delicti.
Michael Joseph Valentine: One thing at a time. Produce the body first.