Humphrey Bogart

Humphrey Bogart

Ed Hatch: Hey, anyone in that barn?
Kids: That's not a barn, that's a blacksmith's shop.
Ed Hatch: Oh. Is the blacksmith in?
Kids: Yeah.
[shouting]
Kids: Hey, Mom!
Humphrey Bogart

Humphrey Bogart

Ed Hatch: Joe Skipapoulos, the ponderous pachyderm of grunt and groan, the Greek Hercules, is the next heavyweight champion of the world!
Louise Fazenda

Louise Fazenda

Joe Skopapoulos: Hey, is your old man home?
Sadie Horn: Haw, last I seen o' him, he wuz goin' out possum huntin'.
Joe Skopapoulos: Ain't he liable to come in any minute?
Sadie Horn: I don't reckon. That wuz eleven years ago.
Nat Pendleton

Nat Pendleton

Shiner Ward: Listen, if you're so hard up, try talkin' to yourself.
Joe Skopapoulos: I did, but I couldn't get no answers.
Nat Pendleton

Nat Pendleton

Sadie Horn: Say, mister! Who in the name o' Jerusalem air ye, anyway?
Joe Skopapoulos: Joe Skopapoulos.
Sadie Horn: Huh?
Joe Skopapoulos: Skopapoulos! Skopapoulos!
Sadie Horn: Wut air ye? Eyetalian?
Joe Skopapoulos: Naw, I'm of Greek accent.
Louise Fazenda

Louise Fazenda

Sadie Horn: Wal, shuck my corn!

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