Larry:
Hey, what do kids eat?
Moe:
What do kids eat? That's easy. Soft stuff; no bones, no potato chips. What did you eat when you were a baby?
Curly:
Weeds.
Moe:
Isn't he cute?
Curly:
Gee, I wonder if I looked like that when I was delivered by the stork.
Moe:
When you were born, you were delivered by a buzzard.
Curly:
Oh, special delivery, eh?