Bing Crosby
(as Joshua 'Josh' Mallon V)
Joshua Mallon IV:
You seem to think the world is just some sort of a three-ring circus, and all you've got to do is to run around and have fun.
Bob Hope
(as Ace Lannigan)
Ace Lannigan:
I just want you to stand there and admire me for a while. I just got an idea that's gonna make us a fortune. I don't know how I do it.