Smiley Burnette

Smiley Burnette

[Ann has fired Gene and Frog for causing her to miss her train]
Frog Milhouse: We got back salary comin'!
Ann Randolph: [pointing to a cow] There it is - on the hoof!
Frog Milhouse: Gonna be kind of hard breakin' that into small change.

Smiley Burnette

Smiley Burnette

[Frog has joined the party guests at the swimming pool]
Frog Milhouse: How's the water?
Donald Gregory: Why don't you find out?
Frog Milhouse: It's not Saturday night.

Smiley Burnette

Smiley Burnette

[Gene admires the sleek airplane he and Frog will soon board]
Gene Autry: Sure is pretty!
Frog Milhouse: Ain't as pretty as horse, and when you ride a horse you don't have as far to fall.

Smiley Burnette

Smiley Burnette

[Gene and Frog are falsely arrested for rustling]
Frog Milhouse: How long we in here?
Gene Autry: They said a day for every pound that cow weighed.
Frog Milhouse: I wished we'd caught a calf.

Gene Autry

Gene Autry

[Gene has just rescued a henchman from being run over by a train]
Henchman Martin: Thanks!
Gene Autry: Don't thank me. I want you alive!


Smiley Burnette

Smiley Burnette

[in order to get a free airplane ride, Patsy has convinced the airline employees that she and Gene are newlyweds]
Stewardess: She's such a happy little bride!
Frog Milhouse: Can't I leave you alone for three minutes?

Gene Autry

Gene Autry

[Smiley tries to convince Gene that Ann's terrier is part wolf]
Gene Autry: A wolf? The sun must have shrunk him.

Smiley Burnette

Smiley Burnette

[Walker shows Gene and Frog their new executive offices]
Henry Walker: Well, boys, what do you think of it.
Gene Autry: I'd feel a lot more at home down in the stockyard.
Frog Milhouse: Well, me too. I-I don't like being cooped up. You're liable to get hydrophobia or something.

Smiley Burnette

Smiley Burnette

[while on a horseback ride, the chubby Frog criticizes a woman's riding technique]
Frog Milhouse: You just get your weight right and you don't bounce.
Woman on horseback: How *could* you?

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