Walter Connolly
(as Oliver Stone)
Oliver Stone:
Before I finish with that female Dracula, she'll know one thing: that Oliver Stone is worse than radium poisoning four ways from the jack!
Walter Connolly
(as Oliver Stone)
Oliver Stone:
I am sitting here, Mr.Cook, toying with the idea of cutting out your heart, and stuffing it, like an olive!
Walter Connolly
(as Oliver Stone)
Carole Lombard
(as Hazel Flagg)
Charles Winninger
(as Dr. Enoch Downer)
Dr. Enoch Downer:
[Speaking to Wally Cook] You're a newspaperman. I can smell 'em. I've always been able to smell 'em. Excuse me while I open the window?
Charles Winninger
(as Dr. Enoch Downer)
Dr. Enoch Downer:
I'll tell you briefly what I think of newspaper men. The hand of God, reaching down into the mire, couldn't elevate one of them to the depths of degradation!
Carole Lombard
(as Hazel Flagg)
Wally Cook:
For good clean fun, there's nothing like a wake.
Hazel Flagg: Oh please, let's not talk shop.
Hazel Flagg: Oh please, let's not talk shop.
Fredric March
(as Wally Cook)
Wally Cook:
I got in touch with Oliver, er, Oliver Stone my editor. He's toe dancing in the street waiting for us.
Hazel Flagg: I hope he's nice like you.
Wally Cook: Well he's got a different quality of charm. He's sort of a cross between a ferris wheel and a werewolf. But with a lovable streak if you care to blast for it.
Hazel Flagg: I hope he's nice like you.
Wally Cook: Well he's got a different quality of charm. He's sort of a cross between a ferris wheel and a werewolf. But with a lovable streak if you care to blast for it.
Fredric March
(as Wally Cook)
Wally Cook:
Listen, my dying swan, this is no time to stop faking! You're gonna have pneumonia and you're gonna have it good!
Fredric March
(as Wally Cook)
Wally Cook:
You mean to say you stood there and let me beat a defenseless woman?
Oliver Stone: I did, Mr. Cook.
Wally Cook: Where's your sense of chivalry?
Oliver Stone: My chivalry? Aren't you just a trifle confused, Mr. Cook? You hit her!
Wally Cook: That's entirely different! I love her!
Oliver Stone: I did, Mr. Cook.
Wally Cook: Where's your sense of chivalry?
Oliver Stone: My chivalry? Aren't you just a trifle confused, Mr. Cook? You hit her!
Wally Cook: That's entirely different! I love her!